Meghan & Me Talk Racial Backgrounds
meghan: Sweet... Spoone will want to ride it...
me: For a small fee that can be arranged.
meghan: OK, cool.
Just making sure. I mean, I don;t want to buy him his own.
me: You shouldn't have to share your money. You can be as Scottish as you wanna be.
meghan: ?
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that's my brow furrowing...
me: Scottish people are stereotyped as being cheap.
meghan: Really??
me: Yes.
meghan: I'd never heard that one...
me: Now you know.
I come from a line of cheap bastards, though I myself am not.
meghan: I did not know you were Scottish.
I'm not sure we can remain friends.
me: Get off your high horse English.
meghan: Jeez, I was just kidding...
me: You oppress my people for centuries and expect me to laugh at your jokes?
meghan: I'm not even English!
me: Whatevs.
Actually, what is your lineage?
meghan: Dad side is Dutch/French, Mom's is German, maybe a little English.
me: Wow, the Dutch and French were assholes back in the colonial days. And well, we know all about the Germans.
Maybe we shouldn't be friends. How far can I really trust a Dutch/French/German harlot?
meghan: Outrage!!!
me: Righteous fury!!!
meghan: Even More!!!!
Labels: chats, racial intolerance